Funny Friendship Quotes

Funny Friendship Quotes – A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked.
~ Bernard Meltzer

We must hang together, or surely we shall hang separately.
~ Benjamin Franklin

Most people enjoy the inferiority of their best friends.
~ Lord Chesterfield

You want a friend in Washington? Get a dog.
~ Harry S. Truman

A true friend stabs you in the front.
~ Oscar Wilde

Friendship is like money, easier made than kept.
~ Samuel Butler

One good reason to only maintain a small circle of friends is that three out of four murders are committed by people who know the victim.
~ George Carlin

Friends: people who borrow my books and set wet glasses on them.
~ Edwin Arlington Robinson

Men kick friendship around like a football, but it doesn’t seem to crack. Women treat it like glass and it goes to pieces.
~ Anne Morrow Lindbergh

Give me one friend, just one, who meets the needs of all my varying moods.
~ Esther M. Clark

I got a lot of best friends. Some of them I don’t even hardly know!
~ Archie Bunker

Only your real friends will tell you when your face is dirty.
~ Silican proverb

Funny Friendship Quotes – The Bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also to love our enemies; probably because they are generally the same people.
~ Gilbert K. Chesterton

The imaginary friends I had as a kid dropped me because their friends thought I didn’t exist.
~ Aaron Machado

There are very few honest friends – the demand is not particularly great.
~ Marie von Ebner-Eschenbach

Friendships last when each friend thinks he has slight superiority over the other.
~ Balzac

Your friend is the man who knows you and still likes you.
~ Elbert Hubbard

A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg, even though he knows that you are slightly cracked.
~ Bernard Meltzer

There are three faithful friends; an old wife, an old dog, and ready money.
~ Benjamin Franklin

Money can’t buy friends, but you get a better class of enemy.
~ Spike Milligan

Friendship is like money, easier made than kept.
~ Samuel Butler

Men kick friendship around like a football, but it doesn’t seem to crack. Women treat it like glass and it goes to pieces.
~ Anne Morrow Lindbergh

One good reason to only maintain a small circle of friends is that three out of four murders are committed by people who know the victim.
~ George Carlin

Funny Friendship Quotes – Show me a genuine case of platonic friendship, and I shall show you two old or homely faces.
~ Austin O’Malley